LilMtnCbn
03-12-2004, 06:42 AM
http://www.sovo.com/2004/3-12/arts/dishandgossip/dish.cfm
A not-so-sweet surrender
The tabloids dish Osama and Saddam, Siegfried and Roy still fighting back, and
Cher says she’s OK without a man
Friday, March 12, 2004
The first time it was a little silly. The second time it was mildly annoying.
But after the third time, Dish is just pissed! She’s not talking about that
boy who won’t call her back, but about the Weekly World News’ insistence
that OSAMA BIN LADEN and SADDAM HUSSEIN are lovers.
For the third time, the pair appear in doctored photos on the cover of the
newspaper. Well, Dish calls it a newspaper, but WWN is about as authentic as
MADONNA’s British accent.
The latest cover story alleges that Bin Laden couldn’t stand to be without
the captured Hussein so he surrendered to U.S. troops — secretly, of course
— so that he could be with his man. The two allegedly are sharing a jail cell
in Baghdad.
Also in the cell is their “shaved ape baby,” Robert. For all those who
don’t regularly read the WWN (and you should be commended) the tabloid has a
recurring story alleging that black market adoption agencies are shaving baby
apes and selling them to gay couples as babies they can adopt.
Once the gay couples discover it is an ape baby, the WWN, published by American
Media Consumer Entertainment Inc., in Lantana, Fla., reported that they decide
to raise it anyway.
American Media Consumer Entertainment also owns other tabloids: the Enquirer,
Star, Examiner, Globe and Sun.
And though there is a baby around, that supposedly doesn’t keep Bin Laden and
Hussein from expressing their love for each other. “We’ve got video cameras
running around the clock and all I can think is, ‘How in the world did the
U.S. Army get involved in the gay porn business?’” one “military
source” told WWN. “Sure it’s amateur stuff — but it’s explicit. It
makes a straight guy like me wanna puke.”
Well, buddy, the WWN’s pathetic attempts to equate terrorists and gay men
makes Dish want to puke.
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!"
-----Unknown
A not-so-sweet surrender
The tabloids dish Osama and Saddam, Siegfried and Roy still fighting back, and
Cher says she’s OK without a man
Friday, March 12, 2004
The first time it was a little silly. The second time it was mildly annoying.
But after the third time, Dish is just pissed! She’s not talking about that
boy who won’t call her back, but about the Weekly World News’ insistence
that OSAMA BIN LADEN and SADDAM HUSSEIN are lovers.
For the third time, the pair appear in doctored photos on the cover of the
newspaper. Well, Dish calls it a newspaper, but WWN is about as authentic as
MADONNA’s British accent.
The latest cover story alleges that Bin Laden couldn’t stand to be without
the captured Hussein so he surrendered to U.S. troops — secretly, of course
— so that he could be with his man. The two allegedly are sharing a jail cell
in Baghdad.
Also in the cell is their “shaved ape baby,” Robert. For all those who
don’t regularly read the WWN (and you should be commended) the tabloid has a
recurring story alleging that black market adoption agencies are shaving baby
apes and selling them to gay couples as babies they can adopt.
Once the gay couples discover it is an ape baby, the WWN, published by American
Media Consumer Entertainment Inc., in Lantana, Fla., reported that they decide
to raise it anyway.
American Media Consumer Entertainment also owns other tabloids: the Enquirer,
Star, Examiner, Globe and Sun.
And though there is a baby around, that supposedly doesn’t keep Bin Laden and
Hussein from expressing their love for each other. “We’ve got video cameras
running around the clock and all I can think is, ‘How in the world did the
U.S. Army get involved in the gay porn business?’” one “military
source” told WWN. “Sure it’s amateur stuff — but it’s explicit. It
makes a straight guy like me wanna puke.”
Well, buddy, the WWN’s pathetic attempts to equate terrorists and gay men
makes Dish want to puke.
-------------------------
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!"
-----Unknown
