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doug thomas
01-08-2004, 06:36 PM
They're everywhere
MR NASA REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS
BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM
SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A
TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION
REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE MARTIAN RULING COUNCIL CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO
ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORTATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE
PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE ARGYRE BASIN. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE
SOLICIT YOUR SSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID
TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE
IN MARS, WHERE WE SENT INVADERS TO EARTH DEFEATED BY SOME VIRUS, THE
MILITARY OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH
WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN
GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF
INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE MARS FIRST
NATIONAL BANK READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL MARTIANS AND MEMBERS OF THIS
PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN
DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN
OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF
US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S
DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE
MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3.
10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND EXTRA PLANATERY
EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION
BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE
TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE
FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY MARS-TEL; 1-800-IDIOT, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND
STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS
OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR
COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR
COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR
CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS
LETTER USING THE ABOVE MARS COM NUMBER. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION
OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

$%ab%^!2

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (MR/SCAM/09/99) IN ALL YOUR
RESPONSES

[end transmission]

Just couldn't resist passing this on from my secure connection from NASA

Doug Thomas

helicon
01-09-2004, 06:48 AM
Top:

I love it! LOL

Helen


"doug thomas" <thomform@iaw.on.ca> wrote in message
news:krCdnbZ9RIkgjmOiRVn-jQ@golden.net... They're everywhere MR NASA REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS
IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I
AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE MARTIAN RULING COUNCIL CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL
WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORTATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH
ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE ARGYRE BASIN. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS
WE SOLICIT YOUR SSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS. THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME
HERE IN MARS, WHERE WE SENT INVADERS TO EARTH DEFEATED BY SOME VIRUS, THE MILITARY OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE MARS FIRST NATIONAL BANK READY FOR PAYMENT. HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL MARTIANS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR
AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE
THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND EXTRA PLANATERY EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS. PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY MARS-TEL; 1-800-IDIOT, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE
LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME. WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF
THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE MARS COM NUMBER. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED
INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU. YOURS FAITHFULLY, $%ab%^!2 NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (MR/SCAM/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES [end transmission] Just couldn't resist passing this on from my secure connection from NASA Doug Thomas

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