As we in America prepare to eat the mortal remains of millions of the dumbest
birds ever to walk the face of the earth, it's proper to take a moment to
reflect on all we here in America have to be thankful for.

Here's my list:

Our presidents are limited to two terms.

Most attempts at government censorship fail, eventually.

The food on the table probably won't kill us or even make us ill, immediately.

The football season is half-over.

It's only five months until the baseball season starts.

The Christmas sale advertising in tomorrow morning's paper could take hours to
read, giving you an excuse to avoid watching at least one football game.

Someone else is doing all the cooking.

When everything else goes to hell, we've always got each other. ;-}

J.

In article <20031126184708.23307.00004628@mb-m29.aol.com>, J. says...As we in America prepare to eat the mortal remains of millions of the dumbestbirds ever to walk the face of the earth, it's proper to take a moment toreflect on all we here in America have to be thankful for.Here's my list:Our presidents are limited to two terms.

Thank goodness for that :)Most attempts at government censorship fail, eventually.The food on the table probably won't kill us or even make us ill, immediately.

I dunno - You guys haven't tried my stuffing yet :)The football season is half-over.

Praise the lord!.......whoopsIt's only five months until the baseball season starts.

Arrrrgh!...........whoops.The Christmas sale advertising in tomorrow morning's paper could take hours toread, giving you an excuse to avoid watching at least one football game.Someone else is doing all the cooking.

Hrumph - I wonder who that could be ;)
When everything else goes to hell, we've always got each other. ;-}

Indeed - Better words were never spoken :)


Robyn
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>Subject: OT: Things to be thankful forFrom: jmdjmh@aol.com (J.)Date: 11/26/03 6:47 PM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <20031126184708.23307.00004628@mb-m29.aol.com>As we in America prepare to eat the mortal remains of millionsof the dumbest birds ever to walk the face of the earth, it's properto take a moment to reflect on all we here in America have to be >thankful
for.Here's my list:Our presidents are limited to two terms.

Hear, hear.
Most attempts at government censorship fail, eventually.

Larry Flynt, excepted.
The food on the table probably won't kill us or even makeus ill, immediately.

Here's to not even setting the table. We're eating out.
The football season is half-over.

There's only ten more months in the hockey season.
It's only five months until the baseball season starts.

T-ball and T-times. Spring is the best time of year.
The Christmas sale advertising in tomorrow morning'spaper could take hours to read,

Cheap fire-starting material. In the fireplace, I mean.
giving you an excuse to avoid watching at least onefootball game.

Or conversing with your mother-in-law.
Someone else is doing all the cooking.

I wish someone else was picking up the tab.
When everything else goes to hell, we've always got eachother. ;-}

Amen.

Dad