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Sinep Mota
10-30-2003, 02:36 PM
You never know where they come from !

Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerous
diseases.

If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddy
was Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.

Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will kill
and eat you.

Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and a
Wehrmacht and rule the world.

Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.

And so on , and so on.

So better be careful.

Robin
10-30-2003, 02:47 PM
in article 9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com, Sinep Mota at
sinep_mota@web.de wrote on 30/10/03 10:36 pm:

<snip> Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and a Wehrmacht and rule the world.

Oh dear, now I'm feeling all left out. Not really a proper adoptee.

My brother's wife's grandfather knew him fairly well, does that count.


Robin

KL
10-30-2003, 03:42 PM
In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>, sinep_mota@web.de
(Sinep Mota) writes:
You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.

WTF???????????

helicon
10-30-2003, 05:28 PM
"KL" <klbjornme@aol.comjunkhell> wrote in message
news:20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com... In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,
sinep_mota@web.de (Sinep Mota) writes:You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful. WTF???????????

Don't worry, Robin was just putting Penis Atom on guard.

Helen

Marley Greiner
10-30-2003, 06:41 PM
"Robin" <alt.adoption@nowhere.nowhere> wrote in message
news:BBC74585.266AF%alt.adoption@nowhere.nowhere.. . in article 9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com, Sinep Mota at sinep_mota@web.de wrote on 30/10/03 10:36 pm: <snip> Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and a Wehrmacht and rule the world. Oh dear, now I'm feeling all left out. Not really a proper adoptee. My brother's wife's grandfather knew him fairly well, does that count. Robin
Or it might be the Prince of Wales is my daddy. Now, that's scary.

Marley

Robibnikoff
10-31-2003, 03:45 AM
In article <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>, KL says...In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>, sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.WTF???????????

Eeeeek! This is right up there with my bro-in-law saying he'd never adopt
because when the kid grew up, it would try to kill him.

Now my biodad was a football player in college, does that mean I should have an
overwhelming desire to play quarterback?

24! 35! 46! Hike! ;)

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

LilMtnCbn
10-31-2003, 06:13 AM
>Subject: Re: Beware of adopted childrenFrom: klbjornme@aol.comjunkhell (KL)Date: 10/30/03 4:42 PM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.WTF???????????

Atom Penis?

helicon
10-31-2003, 06:32 AM
"LilMtnCbn" <lilmtncbn@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20031031091345.06201.00000003@mb-m03.aol.com...Subject: Re: Beware of adopted childrenFrom: klbjornme@aol.comjunkhell (KL)Date: 10/30/03 4:42 PM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.WTF??????????? Atom Penis?

That's his name backwards sinep_mota. He has probably just discovered that
he has one. It must be tiny, though - how small is an *atom*?

Maybe he really meant to write *atomic*?

Helen

Robibnikoff
10-31-2003, 09:47 AM
In article <20031031091345.06201.00000003@mb-m03.aol.com>, LilMtnCbn says...Subject: Re: Beware of adopted childrenFrom: klbjornme@aol.comjunkhell (KL)Date: 10/30/03 4:42 PM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.WTF???????????Atom Penis?

Squeeze me?!?

Is there something, ahem, you'd like to share with the class? ;D

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

LilMtnCbn
10-31-2003, 10:04 AM
>Subject: Re: Beware of adopted childrenFrom: Robibnikoff nospam@newsranger.comDate: 10/31/03 10:47 AM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <vexob.26033$cJ5.4144@www.newsranger.com>
WTF???????????Atom Penis?Squeeze me?!?Is there something, ahem, you'd like to share with the class? ;D

It's the OP's screenname spelled backwards. LOL
In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:

Robibnikoff
10-31-2003, 11:23 AM
In article <20031031130450.05775.00000019@mb-m27.aol.com>, LilMtnCbn says...Subject: Re: Beware of adopted childrenFrom: Robibnikoff nospam@newsranger.comDate: 10/31/03 10:47 AM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <vexob.26033$cJ5.4144@www.newsranger.com>>>WTF???????????Atom Penis?Squeeze me?!?Is there something, ahem, you'd like to share with the class? ;DIt's the OP's screenname spelled backwards. LOL

D'oh! :)In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

kj
10-31-2003, 12:43 PM
>Robibnikoff nospam@newsranger.comDate: 10/31/2003 6:45 AM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <2Xrob.25994$cJ5.3924@www.newsranger.com>In article <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>, KL says...In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.WTF???????????Eeeeek! This is right up there with my bro-in-law saying he'd never adoptbecause when the kid grew up, it would try to kill him.

Well, wouldn't that be a threat from any of his offspring??

Now my biodad was a football player in college, does that mean I should haveanoverwhelming desire to play quarterback?24! 35! 46! Hike! ;)RobynResident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster#1557

kj

Robibnikoff
10-31-2003, 07:08 PM
In article <20031031154329.05771.00000031@mb-m15.aol.com>, kj says...Robibnikoff nospam@newsranger.comDate: 10/31/2003 6:45 AM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <2Xrob.25994$cJ5.3924@www.newsranger.com>In article <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>, KL says...In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de(Sinep Mota) writes:>You never know where they come from !>>Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerous>diseases.>>If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddy>was Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.>>Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will kill>and eat you.>>Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and a>Wehrmacht and rule the world.>>Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.>>And so on , and so on.>>So better be careful.WTF???????????Eeeeek! This is right up there with my bro-in-law saying he'd never adoptbecause when the kid grew up, it would try to kill him.Well, wouldn't that be a threat from any of his offspring??

Weeeeell, I was just out trick or treating with his 9 month old gorgeous
red-haired daughter - I don't see it at this point ;)

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

GR
11-01-2003, 08:06 AM
On 30 Oct 2003 14:36:16 -0800, sinep_mota@web.de (Sinep Mota) wrote:
You never know where they come from !Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerousdiseases.If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddywas Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will killand eat you.Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and aWehrmacht and rule the world.Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.And so on , and so on.So better be careful.

LOLOLOL Very funny. Boo! And Happy Halloween to you too!

GR

kj
11-02-2003, 12:35 PM
>Robibnikoff nospam@newsranger.comDate: 10/31/2003 10:08 PM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <4tFob.26086$cJ5.3947@www.newsranger.com>In article <20031031154329.05771.00000031@mb-m15.aol.com>, kj says...Robibnikoff nospam@newsranger.comDate: 10/31/2003 6:45 AM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <2Xrob.25994$cJ5.3924@www.newsranger.com>In article <20031030184213.22081.00001550@mb-m17.aol.com>, KL says...>>In article <9512a870.0310301436.41655c07@posting.google.com>,sinep_mota@web.de>(Sinep Mota) writes:>>>You never know where they come from !>>>>Their mommies or daddies may be psychos or mega-dumb or have dangerous>>diseases.>>>>If you donīt take care, your child will tell you in 18 years "my daddy>>was Michael Myers" , get a knife and cut you to pieces.>>>>Or he/she will tell you "Hannibal Lecter was my daddy" and will kill>>and eat you.>>>>Or "Adolf Hitler was my daddy" and grow a mustache, form an SS and a>>Wehrmacht and rule the world.>>>>Or "Osama Bin Laden was my daddy" and kill you in the name of Jihad.>>>>And so on , and so on.>>>>So better be careful.>>WTF???????????Eeeeek! This is right up there with my bro-in-law saying he'd never adoptbecause when the kid grew up, it would try to kill him.Well, wouldn't that be a threat from any of his offspring??Weeeeell, I was just out trick or treating with his 9 month old gorgeousred-haired daughter - I don't see it at this point ;)

She'll end up wanting to bump off the guy. I understand, I have two BiLs!
RobynResident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster#1557

kj

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