Ok, this is the Canadian version, but hey my hubbie is Canadian :D:D:D



=======



Santa on Trial



You are accused, Mr. Santa Claus, alias Saint Nick, alias Kris Kringle,
age unknown, of no fixed abode, with the following charges:



-Failing to apply for landed immigrant status from Finland to the
North Pole



-Illegally competing with the Canadian Post Office



-Breaking drug laws by administering an unauthorized drug to Rudolph to
make his nose light up



-Crossing the Canadian-USA border illegally on December 25 of each year
as far back as records go



-Not declaring as taxable income the cookies and milk left for you by
millions each year



-Failing to operate a union toy shop, and not paying your elves and
dwarfs the minimum wage, provide paid vacations and wages at time and a
half for more than 40 hour work weeks, or meeting the standards of the
Worker's Compensation Boards Failing to transmit unemployment insurance
payments, income tax deductions and Canada Pension payments to the
proper authorities on behalf of your employees



-You are accused of the illegal entry of millions of homes on December
25 of each year



-Failing to equip your vehicle with seat belts or properly fitting your
reindeer with emission control devises



-And finally, parking in a no parking zone, namely rooftops, and having
no record of either a driver's or pilot's licence ever being issued to a
Mister Claus in any of the ten provinces and two territories.



Faced with all these accusations and understanding their severity, have
you any statement to make before I . . . wish you a . . Merry Christmas,
a Happy New Year and dismiss these charges?


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:D:D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
Ok, this is the Canadian version, but hey my hubbie is Canadian :D:D:D

=======

Santa on Trial

You are accused, Mr. Santa Claus, alias Saint Nick, alias Kris Kringle, age unknown, of no fixed abode, with the following charges:

-Failing to apply for landed immigrant status from Finland to the North Pole

-Illegally competing with the Canadian Post Office

-Breaking drug laws by administering an unauthorized drug to Rudolph to make his nose light up

-Crossing the Canadian-USA border illegally on December 25 of each year as far back as records go

-Not declaring as taxable income the cookies and milk left for you by millions each year

-Failing to operate a union toy shop, and not paying your elves and dwarfs the minimum wage, provide paid vacations and wages at time and a half for more than 40 hour work weeks, or meeting the standards of the Worker's Compensation Boards Failing to transmit unemployment insurance payments, income tax deductions and Canada Pension payments to the proper authorities on behalf of your employees

-You are accused of the illegal entry of millions of homes on December 25 of each year

-Failing to equip your vehicle with seat belts or properly fitting your reindeer with emission control devises

-And finally, parking in a no parking zone, namely rooftops, and having no record of either a driver's or pilot's licence ever being issued to a Mister Claus in any of the ten provinces and two territories.

Faced with all these accusations and understanding their severity, have you any statement to make before I . . . wish you a . . Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year and dismiss these charges?



:D:D


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heeheehee...as a fellow Canadian, I can safely say that Canada Post can
use the competition...



Maybe Hyper knows something about the following:



-Failing to equip your vehicle with seat belts or properly fitting your
reindeer with emission control devises



;):D


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:D:D:D



Festive greetings to all!



Just gotta share this with you:



http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf



I got sent it this morning and keep playing it (yeah, I'm sad!). I like
the one on the far right - I think he has an identity problem though!!!!
Watch for the symbol player too... :D



(Sorry Steffi, "déja vous" for you :D)


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Originally posted by Karen D
I got sent it this morning and keep playing it (yeah, I'm sad!). I like the one on the far right - I think he has an identity problem though!!!! Watch for the symbol player too... :D




Haha! I clicked all the reindeer. I must be hungry, because I was
thinking without the reindeer heads, they look like dancing Christmas
turkeys...LOL!!!! :D:D:D Thanks for sharing :)


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Originally posted by Karen D
(Sorry Steffi, "déja vous" for you :D)

Awww, I get double lovin'! *L*


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Originally posted by jcapulet
I must be hungry, because I was thinking without the reindeer heads, they look like dancing Christmas turkeys...

:eek: :eek:



I just love the way they are waiting patiently, looking at you with
those silly, expectant grins that just say "Go on, click on me too, you
know you want to..."



:o :o


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:eek: :eek:

I just love the way they are waiting patiently, looking at you with those silly, expectant grins that just say "Go on, click on me too, you know you want to..."

:o :o



The "effeminate" reindeer is hilarious! :)



Ok ok, I had lunch, so they don't look like Christmas dinner
anymore...LOL! Now that I think of it, I must have sounded like Wiley
Coyote when I said that!! (sp.?) :D:D:D


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OK, Santa humor. Some of you might have seen this one before, and it is
a little raunchy in parts so beware.



Here you go. If Santa answered back.....



Dear Santa

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all

yeer

yer Frend,

BiLLy

Dear Billy,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How

about I send you a frickin' book so you can learn to read and

write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger.

At least HE can spell!

Santa

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-

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for

is peace and joy in the world for everybody!

Love,

Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

Santa

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-

Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my

mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?

Love

Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a

hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to

your frigid mom, who rides his *** constantly? It's time to give up that

dream.

Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa

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-

Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a

dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

Love,

Francis

Dear Francis,

Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay!

I'll set you up with a Barbie.

Santa

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-

Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left

carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

Love,

Susan

Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face

when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor?

Leave me a bottle of scotch.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year?

Are you busy making toys?

Your friend,

Thomas

Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I

spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by

drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail
waitresses while

losing money at the craps table.

Hey, you wanted to know.

Santa

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-

Dear Santa,

Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're

awake, like in the song?

Love,

Jessica

Dear Jessica,

Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do.

I'm skipping your house.

Santa

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-

Dear Santa,

I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please

PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

Timmy,

That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap

doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.

Santa

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-

Dearest Santa,

We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

Love,

Marky

Mark,

First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your

*** whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you

live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just

like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams,

Santa


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Kate. xxxxxxx:D:D:D


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Sometimes, around Christmas, things get a little screwy ... at least Santa
has permission to fly through US airspace:

http://www.dot.gov/affairs/dot11002.htmd

"Santa Claus also told DOT that his sleigh will be powered by eight tiny
reindeer, with the addition of a possible ninth reindeer with a special air
navigation warning light in its nose, in the event of fog or heavy snow.

Finally, the applicant, aware of the department's heightened security
concerns, said that although he does not have a sky marshal aboard he has
asked his lead reindeer, Rudolph, to stay especially alert."



Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus ;)



Andy

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news:1125088.1071770607@britishexpats.com... Ok, this is the Canadian version, but hey my hubbie is Canadian :D:D:D ======= Santa on Trial You are accused, Mr. Santa Claus, alias Saint Nick, alias Kris Kringle, age unknown, of no fixed abode, with the following charges: -Failing to apply for landed immigrant status from Finland to the North Pole -Illegally competing with the Canadian Post Office -Breaking drug laws by administering an unauthorized drug to Rudolph to make his nose light up -Crossing the Canadian-USA border illegally on December 25 of each year as far back as records go -Not declaring as taxable income the cookies and milk left for you by millions each year -Failing to operate a union toy shop, and not paying your elves and dwarfs the minimum wage, provide paid vacations and wages at time and a half for more than 40 hour work weeks, or meeting the standards of the Worker's Compensation Boards Failing to transmit unemployment insurance payments, income tax deductions and Canada Pension payments to the proper authorities on behalf of your employees -You are accused of the illegal entry of millions of homes on December 25 of each year -Failing to equip your vehicle with seat belts or properly fitting your reindeer with emission control devises -And finally, parking in a no parking zone, namely rooftops, and having no record of either a driver's or pilot's licence ever being issued to a Mister Claus in any of the ten provinces and two territories. Faced with all these accusations and understanding their severity, have you any statement to make before I . . . wish you a . . Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year and dismiss these charges? -- Posted via http://britishexpats.com

Thanks for the funnies, both of you! :)


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Originally posted by Matthew Udall
Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all
yeer yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How
about I send you a frickin' book so you can learn to read and
write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger.
At least HE can spell!
Santa



ROTFL!!! :D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
The "effeminate" reindeer is hilarious! :)

Ok ok, I had lunch, so they don't look like Christmas dinner anymore...LOL! Now that I think of it, I must have sounded like Wiley Coyote when I said that!! (sp.?) :D:D:D





Which one is effeminate? They all look pretty gay to me. :D


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Originally posted by Leslie66

...They all look pretty... Uh oh, Leslie is attracted to
reindeer now... hopefully it is just a seasonal thing... :p



Hurry up and get your visa Khalid! :D


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http://www.itkeepsfreezing.com/



:)



Clare


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Uh oh, Leslie is attracted to reindeer now... hopefully it is just a seasonal thing... :p




:eek:



So what Rudolph told me about him and Leslie is true???


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Originally posted by jcapulet
:eek:

So what Rudolph told me about him and Leslie is true???

Yeah! That's why his nose is red, coz she keeps slapping it!



:D:D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
Ok, this is the Canadian version, but hey my hubbie is Canadian :D:D:D







Lol Girlie, Thanks for sharing:D:D


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Originally posted by Karen D
Yeah! That's why his nose is red, coz she keeps slapping it!

:D:D:D





He loves it!


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Originally posted by Karen D
Yeah! That's why his nose is red, coz she keeps slapping it!

:D:D:D



OMG! Leslie's a sleigh-robber! ;):D:D


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Originally posted by katie4998
heeheehee...as a fellow Canadian, I can safely say that Canada Post can use the competition...

Maybe Hyper knows something about the following:

-Failing to equip your vehicle with seat belts or properly fitting your reindeer with emission control devises

;):D





Lol Katie!!!


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Originally posted by jcapulet
OMG! Leslie's a sleigh-robber! ;):D:D





Nothing like deer meat. ;)


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Originally posted by Leslie66
Nothing like deer meat. ;)



:eek: :eek: :eek:


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Lol thanks for the funnies, you guys rock.

Karen thanks for sharing, I now have one more source to send my wacky
e-cards LOL.

My hands are so cold, but it is so hot in here (You could roast
chickens:eek: ), Why my hands are always so frigging cold?:(


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
Why my hands are always so frigging cold?:(





Sit on them.


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Originally posted by jcapulet
OMG! Leslie's a sleigh-robber! ;):D:D

...and a deer stalker :D







Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?



A: No idea!!! :D:D







Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?



A: Still no idea!!! :D:D


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Originally posted by Leslie66
Sit on them.



Are you trying to make Hyper's hands smell!! ;)


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Originally posted by Karen D
...and a deer stalker :D




I'll never see reindeer the same way again...at least we all still have
Santy Claus!


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Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A: No idea!!! :D:D



Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?

A: Still no idea!!! :D:D





tee hee hee........


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Originally posted by jcapulet
:eek:

So what Rudolph told me about him and Leslie is true???



IGlad my name ends with an ..F.. :D:D


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Originally posted by Leslie66
Nothing like deer meat. ;)



:eek::eek:


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Hey guys check this one out :D:D



WHAT TYPE OF FARTER ARE YOU



Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are

1-AMBITIOUS Always ready for a fart.

2-LAZY Just fizzles

3-AMIABLE Likes to smell others farts.

4-SELFISH Only enjoys smelling his own farts.

5-CARELESS Farts in church.

6-SMART ALEC Farts when ladies are present.

7-CLEVER Farts and coughs at same time.

8-SCIENTIFIC Bottles his farts.

9-STINGY Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.

10-FOOLISH Farts and laughs.

11-SHY Blushes even when he farts silently.

12-CONCIETED Thinks he can fart loudest.

13-UNLUCKY Tries to fart and ****s pants. 1

14- TIMID Jumps when he farts.

15-BEWILDERED can't tell his own farts from others.

16-SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles, rots his pants.

17-NERVOUS Stops in middle of fart.

18-MISERABLE Can't fart

19-CONFUSED Face looks so much like ***, Farts don't know where to go.

20-GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart.

21-SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog.

22-DISAPPOINTED Their farts dont stink.

23-FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you and farts.

24-BIG BULLY Farts louder than everyone else.

25-DELUDED Enjoys all farts thinking they are his.

26-CUTE Discovers from farts what others have eaten.

27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell **** ??"

28-DAMNED MEAN Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head. 29-
MUSICAL Tenor or bass Clear as a bell Smells like **** Sounds like hell

30-HONEST Farts and blames in on the hostess.

31-LIVELY GUY Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell
simultaneously


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I'll never see reindeer the same way again...at least we all still have Santy Claus!





Even he won't be safe for long if I don't get my husband here
soon.............


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
13-UNLUCKY Tries to fart and ****s pants. 1





ROTFLMAO :D:D:D:D:D:D


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
Hey guys check this one out :D:D



LOL!!! I'm:



7-CLEVER. I could almost swear Cory is #28 :D:D:D LOL j/k!





I bet Hyper is #24...



hey Dutch, were you born on the 21st? ;):D:D



Juliet


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Originally posted by Leslie66
ROTFLMAO :D:D:D:D:D:D





Oh My girlie That was my fave too LOL

I cant quit laughing!!!!


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Originally posted by jcapulet
LOL!!! I'm:

7-CLEVER. I could almost swear Cory is #28 :D:D:D LOL j/k!


I bet Hyper is #24...

hey Dutch, were you born on the 21st? ;):D:D

Juliet



Lol I wanted to be number 5 or 24.. But unfortunately I am number 6 :(:(


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Originally posted by jcapulet
LOL!!! I'm:

7-CLEVER. I could almost swear Cory is #28 :D:D:D LOL j/k!


I bet Hyper is #24...

hey Dutch, were you born on the 21st? ;):D:D

Juliet



# 2 :D:D:D


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
# 2 :D:D:D



Just fizzles :D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
LOL!!! I'm:

7-CLEVER. I could almost swear Cory is #28 :D:D:D LOL j/k!


I bet Hyper is #24...

hey Dutch, were you born on the 21st? ;):D:D

Juliet





I think Hyper is a 31!!!!


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
Just fizzles :D:D



Actually I'm born on the 27th.... I just liked #2..... :D


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19-CONFUSED Face looks so much like ***, Farts don't know where to go.
ROFLMAO!!!! :D:D:D

I'm 12 - Not true at all!


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Originally posted by Karen D
ROFLMAO!!!! :D:D:D

I'm 12 - Not true at all!



Ofcourse it is..... come on.....:D:D


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Originally posted by Karen D
I'm 12 -



OMG!! Underaged marriage!!!!! ;)


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
Ofcourse it is..... come on.....:D:D





You guys....... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. We are absolutely
juvenile. :D:D:D:D:D


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OMG!! Underaged marriage!!!!! ;)



LOL :D:D


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Originally posted by Leslie66
You guys....... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. We are absolutely juvenile. :D:D:D:D:D

Yes I know, I've already admitted to being 12...! :rolleyes:



Juliet caught it... :D:D:D


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
LOL :D:D





This is me ..........



27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell **** ??"


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Originally posted by Leslie66
This is me ..........

27-WISE Farts and say's "Who in hell **** ??"



Hate to say, but I'm 27 too......


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
IGlad my name ends with an ..F.. :D:D





HAHAHAHAHA



I just caught this!!! Juliet is going to get me in trouble with
kysilver if she doesn't stop her wicked gossip!


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
Hate to say, but I'm 27 too......





I did it one time in McDonald's!!!!! I blamed the girl I was with. She
died of embarassment. It was absolutely hilarious. I'm cracking up
just remembering it!



:D:D:D


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
IGlad my name ends with an ..F..

Dutchmanf :confused:


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HAHAHAHAHA

I just caught this!!! Juliet is going to get me in trouble with kysilver if she doesn't stop her wicked gossip!



What'd I do????


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Originally posted by Leslie66
I did it one time in McDonald's!!!!! I blamed the girl I was with. She died of embarassment. It was absolutely hilarious. I'm cracking up just remembering it!

:D:D:D



McFarts...... :D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
What'd I do????



EVERYTHING :D:D:D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
What'd I do????





You have to figure it out. LOL.


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Originally posted by Leslie66
I did it one time in McDonald's!!!!! I blamed the girl I was with. She died of embarassment. It was absolutely hilarious. I'm cracking up just remembering it!

:D:D:D



AHA!! I knew it, Leslie is a Fart machine!!!! :D:D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
OMG!! Underaged marriage!!!!! ;)



I wanted to be 24!!!!!!:( No fair!!!


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
I wanted to be 24!!!!!!:( No fair!!!



Don't be sad Hyper.... You can be ALL of them, ok...? :D:D


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
McFarts...... :D:D

ROFLMAO!!! :D:D:D:D



Sure it wasn't a Whopper?


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Originally posted by Leslie66
I did it one time in McDonald's!!!!! I blamed the girl I was with. She died of embarassment. It was absolutely hilarious. I'm cracking up just remembering it!

:D:D:D





Mad woman LOL



I am the ultimate farter so dont try to usurp my place!!! :D:D


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Originally posted by Karen D
ROFLMAO!!! :D:D:D:D

Sure it wasn't a Whopper?



Oh my God.... LOL. :D:D:D


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Originally posted by Karen D
ROFLMAO!!! :D:D:D:D

Sure it wasn't a Whopper?



LOL!!! Probably a Double Whopper!



Although Hyper might call hers a Happy Meal....;):D:D


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Don't be sad Hyper.... You can be ALL of them, ok...? :D:D



Actually I am each and everyone of them!!, My farts depend on my mood:)


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Originally posted by jcapulet
LOL!!! Probably a Double Whopper!

Although Hyper might call hers a Happy Meal....;):D:D



Mc Flarties are so much better!!


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
Actually I am each and everyone of them!!, My farts depend on my mood:)



Hyper, are you claiming to be Fart Incarnate?


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
I am the ultimate farter so dont try to usurp my place!!! :D:D





Hey Hyper!!



Like Cartman on Southpark.......



RESPECT MY AUTHORITIIIII!!!!!!


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Hyper, are you claiming to be Fart Incarnate?





Charlie is gonna be so sorry he missed this day!!


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Originally posted by Leslie66
Charlie is gonna be so sorry he missed this day!!

I think he's abandoned us and doesn't love us anymore...


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Originally posted by Karen D
I think he's abandoned us and doesn't love us anymore...



He better come back if he knows what's good for him !


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Originally posted by jcapulet
Hyper, are you claiming to be Fart Incarnate?



Yes:D:D


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Hey Hyper!!

Like Cartman on Southpark.......

RESPECT MY AUTHORITIIIII!!!!!!





ROTFLMAO!!!



Charlie come back!!!! We miss your fishy smell:D


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I think he's abandoned us and doesn't love us anymore...



<Insert crying out loud smiley here>


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<Insert crying out loud smiley here>



Here's a song to cheer you up Hyper!! It's supposed to sound like the
Frosty song.



===

Ring a ding ding aliiiiiing!!!!



Charlie the Tuna,

Is the Chicken of the Sea,

With a crooked tail

And some slimey scales,

Last seen at the Embassy.



Charlie the Tuna,

disappeared on the 18th,

well Hyper got approved,

and did Dutch too,

but who know's where Charlie be?



There must have been some fishermen

in the Starkist e-cafe.

For when he went to clue us in,

He decided to swim away.



Oh Charlie the Tuna

Is a smelly fish they say

But we all still know

No matter where he goes,

He’ll be back again some day!



:eek:


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Originally posted by jcapulet
Here's a song to cheer you up Hyper!! It's supposed to sound like the Frosty song.




If Charlie sees that he's going to kill me :D:D:D


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Very good you nutty old tart!! :D:D I was singing along but I think I
was a little out of tuna! :D



Originally posted by jcapulet

If Charlie sees that he's going to kill me Yeah, like you are
skeeerd of that ole deserter feesh!!


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Originally posted by Karen D
Yeah, like you are skeeerd of that ole deserter feesh!!



ROTFL...We land creeters aren't skeered of those sea creeters! :D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
ROTFL...We land creeters aren't skeered of those sea creeters! :D:D



Did I just see "Charlie S." as logged on B.E. ?!! :eek:


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Originally posted by jcapulet
ROTFL...We land creeters aren't skeered of those sea creeters! :D:D

<ting!> (light bulb goes on) :D That must be it!



He's been out of the water too long and has had to go get his scales wet
again. Internet wont work underwater....



.... he is probably swimming around in the murky depths of the River
Thames (London) as we speak!


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Originally posted by Karen D
<ting!> (light bulb goes on) :D That must be it!

He's been out of the water too long and has had to go get his scales wet again. Internet wont work underwater....

.... he is probably swimming around in the murky depths of the River Thames (London) as we speak!

Yes, HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Quick, go hide!


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Originally posted by Karen D
Yes, HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick, go hide!



DOH!!!!



---------------------------------------------------------------hiding!!!



(concealed signature!)


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Originally posted by ...............
DOH!!!!

---------------------------------------------------------------hiding!!!

(concealed signature!)

Move your foot, I can still see it! :rolleyes:



____________________



Timeline

None of your business!


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Originally posted by Karen D
Timeline
None of your business!



ROTFL!!!!! Nice timeline! :D:D:D



I could move my foot, but you might still smell it....


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Originally posted by jcapulet
ROTFL!!!!! Nice timeline! :D:D:D


I could move my foot, but you might still smell it....
<giggles>



You'd think he would have stuck a reply on a post by now. Both Dutch's
and Hyper's Approval posts are visible on the first page :rolleyes:



Maybe it's an imposter - oh no, come to think about it, most of those
posts are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long! It'll take him ages!


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Originally posted by Karen D
<giggles>

You'd think he would have stuck a reply on a post by now. Both Dutch's and Hyper's Approval posts are visible on the first page :rolleyes:

Maybe it's an imposter - oh no, come to think about it, most of those posts are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long! It'll take him ages!



It's probably hard to type with fins! ;)


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Originally posted by jcapulet

It's probably hard to type with fins! ;) He's gone
again!!!!!!! :eek:



Came and went without saying a word!!!! :mad:


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Originally posted by Karen D
He's gone again!!!!!!! :eek:

Came and went without saying a word!!!! :mad:



Maybe he didn't like my song! I think it's time for grilled tuna...


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Originally posted by jcapulet
Maybe he didn't like my song! I think it's time for grilled tuna...

Your song was lovely - he should be flattered. It's not everyday
someone gets a song written about them... :rolleyes: <tuts>


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Originally posted by Karen D
Your song was lovely - he should be flattered. It's not everyday someone gets a song written about them... :rolleyes: <tuts>



I was hoping it would cheer Hyper up a bit, but I think she's afk
talking to Mr. Bubu. ;) Oh wait, Hyper got approved today! She doesn't
need to be cheered up LOL!!! Anyway when Charlie Tuna returns, we will
ALL gettim! There's no escape for deserters! :D:D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
There must have been some fishermen
in the Starkist e-cafe.
For when he went to clue us in,
He decided to swim away.




Karen, I must be psychic!!!! :eek:


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Juliet,



Apparently you have way too much time on your hands. :D:D:D



Originally posted by jcapulet
Here's a song to cheer you up Hyper!! It's supposed to sound like the Frosty song.

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Ring a ding ding aliiiiiing!!!!

Charlie the Tuna,
Is the Chicken of the Sea,
With a crooked tail
And some slimey scales,
Last seen at the Embassy.

Charlie the Tuna,
disappeared on the 18th,
well Hyper got approved,
and did Dutch too,
but who know's where Charlie be?

There must have been some fishermen
in the Starkist e-cafe.
For when he went to clue us in,
He decided to swim away.

Oh Charlie the Tuna
Is a smelly fish they say
But we all still know
No matter where he goes,
He’ll be back again some day!


:eek:


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Originally posted by Leslie66
Juliet,

Apparently you have way too much time on your hands. :D:D:D



How can ya tell?? :D:D:D


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Originally posted by jcapulet
Here's a song to cheer you up Hyper!! It's supposed to sound like the Frosty song.

===
Ring a ding ding aliiiiiing!!!!

Charlie the Tuna,
Is the Chicken of the Sea,
With a crooked tail
And some slimey scales,
Last seen at the Embassy.

Charlie the Tuna,
disappeared on the 18th,
well Hyper got approved,
and did Dutch too,
but who know's where Charlie be?

There must have been some fishermen
in the Starkist e-cafe.
For when he went to clue us in,
He decided to swim away.

Oh Charlie the Tuna
Is a smelly fish they say
But we all still know
No matter where he goes,
He’ll be back again some day!

:eek:



Oh my girlie!! I am laughing my Spaniard butt off:D:D:D

I am late again!! Thanks for the poem girlie!


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Originally posted by jcapulet
I was hoping it would cheer Hyper up a bit, but I think she's afk talking to Mr. Bubu. ;) Oh wait, Hyper got approved today! She doesn't need to be cheered up LOL!!! Anyway when Charlie Tuna returns, we will ALL gettim! There's no escape for deserters! :D:D:D



Yeah there is no escape for deserters!!! :):)

I was approved yesterday not today though;)

I was talking to Mr Bubu yes!! Aww He is so awwww I have no words to
describe him, he is just Mark:)


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Originally posted by jcapulet
How can ya tell?? :D:D:D



Hey girlie!!



What's wrong with your slide show?? It is messing up:eek:


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Originally posted by jcapulet
If Charlie sees that he's going to kill me :D:D:D



:D


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Originally posted by Hypertweeky
Hey girlie!!

What's wrong with your slide show?? It is messing up:eek:



Did Charlie come on here ?????


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Originally posted by Karen D
He's gone again!!!!!!! :eek:

Came and went without saying a word!!!! :mad:



Are you seeing e'm fly.........?


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl

Did Charlie come on here ????? Yes Dutch, his name was showing
in the "Members browsing this forum" at the top at the time Juliet and I
mentioned it, but he never replied to any posts, just lurked for a bit
then disappeared again...


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Originally posted by Karen D
Yes Dutch, his name was showing in the "Members browsing this forum" at the top at the time Juliet and I mentioned it, but he never replied to any posts, just lurked for a bit then disappeared again...



Why would he do that :(


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl

Why would he do that :( Dunno... Hope it's not bad news from
him. For the time he was around, he could have stuck in a quick post :(


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Originally posted by Karen D
Dunno... Hope it's not bad news from him. For the time he was around, he could have stuck in a quick post :(



yes... it's not like him to just go again.

I hope things are ok there........


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
yes... it's not like him to just go again.
I hope things are ok there........



CHARLIE!!

Don't you lurk around.. give us some facts, we are dying here!!!


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Originally posted by dutchman2001nl
yes... it's not like him to just go again.
I hope things are ok there........



Maybe he passed out at pub? :beer:


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Originally posted by jcapulet

Maybe he passed out at pub? :beer: Seriously though, what if
all didn't go well in London and he got on here and saw all the
approvals, etc. from the regular posters here. He'd feel terrible... :(



Oh gawd, the suspense is killing me, I'm starting to speculate now :(


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Originally posted by Karen D
Seriously though, what if all didn't go well in London and he got on here and saw all the approvals, etc. from the regular posters here. He'd feel terrible... :(

Oh gawd, the suspense is killing me, I'm starting to speculate now :(



I was thinking the same thing. God, I hope things went well for
him.... :(


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Oh whatever guys, stop freaking out! :p He's probably just busy.
Think about it, he's got his honey over, he's probably got a ****
load of things to take care of before moving...I'm sure everything is
just fine! :)


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Originally posted by Karen D
Seriously though, what if all didn't go well in London and he got on here and saw all the approvals, etc. from the regular posters here. He'd feel terrible... :(

Oh gawd, the suspense is killing me, I'm starting to speculate now :(





OMG!!! Maybe a plane crashed into him!! :D:D:D


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Originally posted by Leslie66
OMG!!! Maybe a plane crashed into him!! :D:D:D

I know a good Christmas joke but it's X rated (well, maybe these days it
would be considered a heavy R) LOL


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Originally posted by Noorah101
I know a good Christmas joke but it's X rated (well, maybe these days it would be considered a heavy R) LOL



Well, don't keep it all to yourself..... tell tell tell :D


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Btw, while we're posting Christmas jokes, I got some to share as well:



How to make a turkey:

Step 1 Go buy a turkey

Step 2 Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3 Put turkey in the oven

Step 4 Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6 Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7 Turn oven the on

Step 8 Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9 Turk the bastey

Step 10 Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11 Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12 Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13 Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14 Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15 Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16 Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17 Turk the carvey

Step 18 Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20 Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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Originally posted by Steffi
Btw, while we're posting Christmas jokes, I got some to share as well:

How to make a turkey:
Step 1 Go buy a turkey
Step 2 Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3 Put turkey in the oven
Step 4 Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6 Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7 Turn oven the on
Step 8 Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9 Turk the bastey
Step 10 Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11 Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12 Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13 Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14 Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15 Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16 Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17 Turk the carvey
Step 18 Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20 Bless the saying, pass and eat out



LOL :D:D:D:D:D


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Originally posted by Steffi
Btw, while we're posting Christmas jokes, I got some to share as well:

How to make a turkey:
Step 1 Go buy a turkey
Step 2 Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3 Put turkey in the oven
Step 4 Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5 Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6 Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7 Turn oven the on
Step 8 Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9 Turk the bastey
Step 10 Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11 Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12 Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13 Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14 Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15 Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16 Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17 Turk the carvey
Step 18 Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19 Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20 Bless the saying, pass and eat out





HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing:)


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