MstrdNation
07-01-2004, 07:36 PM
Good day, ladies, gentlemen, and others of lesser standing. We have important
news. But first, a bit of background.
Sadly, we were forced to discontinue our portal to our homeland, Mustard
Nation, some time ago, due to a sorely needed move to another clime. We were
much surprised to learn recently that some kind soul had rescued our site from
the proverbial trash bin and had given it a place here:
http://www.bastards.org/fun/mstrdntion/
Really, it was like losing our baby and then finding it safe in the arms of an
angel!
The site was and always will be ours, wherever it may live. Doubters among you
may find tattered remnants of the original here:
http://www.archive.org/web/web.php
by entering http://members.aol.com/mstrdntion in the search window.
We were so enthralled by the idea that another human being had cared enough to
rescue our offspring, that we single-handedly began the BabySafeinHeaven
Campaign, a program that permits anyone else who is unwilling or unable to face
the challenge of shepherding a website through life to quickly and anonymously
abandon it to the care of utter strangers.
In fact, you can have a friend do it for you! There is absolutely no
responsibility and no further obligation. No one cares who you are, why you
have chosen the path you have, or whether your choice could have been avoided.
We care only about your site, not you, not any co-creator of the site.
We face a daunting task. Yet we hope some day to report to you that 97% of a
grateful nation is covered by the project. Fortunately, Gee Whiz and Mickey
Morassy have agreed to add the BabySafeinHeaven campaign to their own shameless
self-promotion, throughout the northeastern quadrant of Mustard Nation. The
Colonel and I have the utmost confidence in their abilities, however slight
they may prove to be.
Please watch for BabySafeinHeaven in your online community. Remember:
"If it saves only one site, it's worth it."
Yours truly,
The Colonel and Mrs. Mustard
In the newsroom
With the piranhas
PS
It has come to our attention that there is some dispute as to my husband's
identity. Let me simply say that the Colonel is who he is and always has been,
a patriotic resident of a small, almost mystical, place right around the corner
from here, Mustard Nation. Those who claim otherwise might, as those younger
than we once said, consider getting a clue.
news. But first, a bit of background.
Sadly, we were forced to discontinue our portal to our homeland, Mustard
Nation, some time ago, due to a sorely needed move to another clime. We were
much surprised to learn recently that some kind soul had rescued our site from
the proverbial trash bin and had given it a place here:
http://www.bastards.org/fun/mstrdntion/
Really, it was like losing our baby and then finding it safe in the arms of an
angel!
The site was and always will be ours, wherever it may live. Doubters among you
may find tattered remnants of the original here:
http://www.archive.org/web/web.php
by entering http://members.aol.com/mstrdntion in the search window.
We were so enthralled by the idea that another human being had cared enough to
rescue our offspring, that we single-handedly began the BabySafeinHeaven
Campaign, a program that permits anyone else who is unwilling or unable to face
the challenge of shepherding a website through life to quickly and anonymously
abandon it to the care of utter strangers.
In fact, you can have a friend do it for you! There is absolutely no
responsibility and no further obligation. No one cares who you are, why you
have chosen the path you have, or whether your choice could have been avoided.
We care only about your site, not you, not any co-creator of the site.
We face a daunting task. Yet we hope some day to report to you that 97% of a
grateful nation is covered by the project. Fortunately, Gee Whiz and Mickey
Morassy have agreed to add the BabySafeinHeaven campaign to their own shameless
self-promotion, throughout the northeastern quadrant of Mustard Nation. The
Colonel and I have the utmost confidence in their abilities, however slight
they may prove to be.
Please watch for BabySafeinHeaven in your online community. Remember:
"If it saves only one site, it's worth it."
Yours truly,
The Colonel and Mrs. Mustard
In the newsroom
With the piranhas
PS
It has come to our attention that there is some dispute as to my husband's
identity. Let me simply say that the Colonel is who he is and always has been,
a patriotic resident of a small, almost mystical, place right around the corner
from here, Mustard Nation. Those who claim otherwise might, as those younger
than we once said, consider getting a clue.
