> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone
number, and even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DC
area.


I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has taken me
up on my dinner offer yet.

Sheila

<sniff>

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: whansami@aol.com (WhansaMi)Date: 5/19/2004 4:57 PM Eastern Daylight TimeMessage-id: <20040519165702.13296.00000806@mb-m06.aol.com>> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephonenumber, and> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DCarea.I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has takenmeup on my dinner offer yet.Sheila<sniff>


I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan this evening
with some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can you
make it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!

Dad

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: whansami@aol.com (WhansaMi)Date: 5/19/2004 4:57 PM Eastern Daylight TimeMessage-id: <20040519165702.13296.00000806@mb-m06.aol.com>> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephonenumber, and> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DCarea.I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has takenmeup on my dinner offer yet.Sheila<sniff>


I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan this evening
with some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can you
make it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!

Dad

>>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephonenumber, and >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DCarea.I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has takenmeup on my dinner offer yet.Sheila<sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can youmake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad

Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husband when he
(finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's
feeling overwhelmed and neglected.

But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas, we'll be
glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants!

Sheila

>>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephonenumber, and >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DCarea.I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has takenmeup on my dinner offer yet.Sheila<sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can youmake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad

Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husband when he
(finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's
feeling overwhelmed and neglected.

But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas, we'll be
glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants!

Sheila

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com...> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephonenumber, and> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the
DCarea.I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has
takenmeup on my dinner offer yet.Sheila<sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can
youmake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husband
when he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,
we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! Sheila

You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd love
to pop over for a little afternoon delight.

Marley

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com...> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephonenumber, and> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the
DCarea.I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has
takenmeup on my dinner offer yet.Sheila<sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can
youmake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husband
when he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,
we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! Sheila

You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd love
to pop over for a little afternoon delight.

Marley

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040519165702.13296.00000806@mb-m06.aol.com...> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone number, and> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DC area. I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has
taken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>

I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)

KL

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040519165702.13296.00000806@mb-m06.aol.com...> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone number, and> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting the DC area. I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one has
taken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>

I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)

KL

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: "Marley Greiner" maddogmarley@worldnet.att.netDate: 5/19/2004 7:35 PM Eastern Daylight TimeMessage-id: <QaSqc.6070$fF3.139987@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com...>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone>number, and>> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting theDC>area.>>>I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken>me>up on my dinner offer yet.>>Sheila>><sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Canyoumake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husbandwhen he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! SheilaYou won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad.

Checking out tomorrow morning.
I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.

I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scare the
crap out of me.

Dad
(back on dry land)

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: "Marley Greiner" maddogmarley@worldnet.att.netDate: 5/19/2004 7:35 PM Eastern Daylight TimeMessage-id: <QaSqc.6070$fF3.139987@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com...>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone>number, and>> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting theDC>area.>>>I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken>me>up on my dinner offer yet.>>Sheila>><sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Canyoumake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husbandwhen he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! SheilaYou won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad.

Checking out tomorrow morning.
I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.

I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scare the
crap out of me.

Dad
(back on dry land)

"AdoptaDad" <adoptadad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040519231540.07889.00000893@mb-m04.aol.com...Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: "Marley Greiner" maddogmarley@worldnet.att.netDate: 5/19/2004 7:35 PM Eastern Daylight TimeMessage-id: <QaSqc.6070$fF3.139987@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com... >>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone >>number, and >>> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting
theDC >>area. >> >> >>I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken >>me >>up on my dinner offer yet. >> >>Sheila >> >><sniff> > > > I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan
this >evening >with some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip.
Canyou >make it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date! > >Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husbandwhen he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure
he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! SheilaYou won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. Checking out tomorrow morning.I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight. I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scare
the crap out of me. Dad (back on dry land)

Well, I'm sorta married to Soier. Don't say nobody ever offered.

Marley

"AdoptaDad" <adoptadad@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040519231540.07889.00000893@mb-m04.aol.com...Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: "Marley Greiner" maddogmarley@worldnet.att.netDate: 5/19/2004 7:35 PM Eastern Daylight TimeMessage-id: <QaSqc.6070$fF3.139987@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com... >>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone >>number, and >>> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting
theDC >>area. >> >> >>I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken >>me >>up on my dinner offer yet. >> >>Sheila >> >><sniff> > > > I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan
this >evening >with some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip.
Canyou >make it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date! > >Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husbandwhen he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure
he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! SheilaYou won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. Checking out tomorrow morning.I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight. I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scare
the crap out of me. Dad (back on dry land)

Well, I'm sorta married to Soier. Don't say nobody ever offered.

Marley

In article <QaSqc.6070$fF3.139987@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, Marley
Greiner says..."WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com...>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone>number, and>> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting theDC>area.>>>I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken>me>up on my dinner offer yet.>>Sheila>><sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Canyoumake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husbandwhen he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! SheilaYou won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.

Hey, not too far from where I live. I'm just about a 1/2 hour north :)

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

In article <QaSqc.6070$fF3.139987@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, Marley
Greiner says..."WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040519193200.13455.00000723@mb-m06.aol.com...>> >> Well, Di, I am willing to provide my name, address and telephone>number, and>> >> even treat dinner to regulars on alt.adoption who are visiting theDC>area.>>>I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken>me>up on my dinner offer yet.>>Sheila>><sniff> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Canyoumake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad Dad, very cool offer. However, I think I should be home for my husbandwhen he (finally) gets home... he's been working a lot of hours, and I'm sure he's feeling overwhelmed and neglected. But, anytime you and the missus wanna come south and see the cicadas,we'll be glad to show you one of our favorite restaurants! SheilaYou won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.

Hey, not too far from where I live. I'm just about a 1/2 hour north :)

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

>> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KL

Cool! How long will you be here?

Sheila

>> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KL

Cool! How long will you be here?

Sheila

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: whansami@aol.com (WhansaMi)Date: 5/20/2004 5:58 AM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KLCool! How long will you be here?Sheila

After she comes to visit me. LOL


-------------------------
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!"
-----Unknown

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: whansami@aol.com (WhansaMi)Date: 5/20/2004 5:58 AM Mountain Standard TimeMessage-id: <20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KLCool! How long will you be here?Sheila

After she comes to visit me. LOL


-------------------------
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail . . . but, a true friend will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn . . . that was fun!"
-----Unknown

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com... I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KL Cool! How long will you be here? Sheila

Will be in Baltimore for about a week or so. If all goes as planned.

KL

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com... I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me up on my dinner offer yet. Sheila <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KL Cool! How long will you be here? Sheila

Will be in Baltimore for about a week or so. If all goes as planned.

KL

>"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com...> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me> up on my dinner offer yet.>> Sheila>> <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KL Cool! How long will you be here? SheilaWill be in Baltimore for about a week or so. If all goes as planned.KL

Well, if you have time, my offer stands!

Sheila

>"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com...> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one hastaken me> up on my dinner offer yet.>> Sheila>> <sniff>I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :)KL Cool! How long will you be here? SheilaWill be in Baltimore for about a week or so. If all goes as planned.KL

Well, if you have time, my offer stands!

Sheila

"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040520101807.09877.00000189@mb-m03.aol.com..."WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in messagenews:20040520075824.09877.00000176@mb-m03.aol.com... >> I'd just like to say that I am crushed.... CRUSHED... that no one
has >taken me >> up on my dinner offer yet. >> >> Sheila >> >> <sniff> > >I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :) > >KL Cool! How long will you be here? SheilaWill be in Baltimore for about a week or so. If all goes as planned.KL Well, if you have time, my offer stands! Sheila

Will email you when it gets closer to happening. Lot depends on this
recovery from back surgery that I am dealing with now. But I am hopeful
that my trip will occur as planned.

KL




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"WhansaMi" <whansami@aol.com> wrote in message
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has >taken me >> up on my dinner offer yet. >> >> Sheila >> >> <sniff> > >I'll be out there this August.....can't get there sooner than that :) > >KL Cool! How long will you be here? SheilaWill be in Baltimore for about a week or so. If all goes as planned.KL Well, if you have time, my offer stands! Sheila

Will email you when it gets closer to happening. Lot depends on this
recovery from back surgery that I am dealing with now. But I am hopeful
that my trip will occur as planned.

KL




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> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can youmake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad

Gasp! You heard it here first, folks.


P2P

> I'm taking a dinner cruise on a chartered yacht around Manhattan thiseveningwith some business associates. My wife is not with me on this trip. Can youmake it to the Brooklyn Marriot By by 6:00pm - I need a date!Dad

Gasp! You heard it here first, folks.


P2P

>You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.Marley


What a cozy group we have here!


P2P

>You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.Marley


What a cozy group we have here!


P2P

>> Well, if you have time, my offer stands! SheilaWill email you when it gets closer to happening. Lot depends on thisrecovery from back surgery that I am dealing with now. But I am hopefulthat my trip will occur as planned.KL

I'll send healing thoughts your way.

Keep me posted about the trip.

Sheila

>> Well, if you have time, my offer stands! SheilaWill email you when it gets closer to happening. Lot depends on thisrecovery from back surgery that I am dealing with now. But I am hopefulthat my trip will occur as planned.KL

I'll send healing thoughts your way.

Keep me posted about the trip.

Sheila

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: palms2pines@aol.comh8spam (Palms2pines)Date: 5/20/04 11:26 AM Pacific Daylight TimeMessage-id: <20040520142604.17474.00001650@mb-m13.aol.com>You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.MarleyWhat a cozy group we have here!P2P

What'd you expect? ;-)


Kathy

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: palms2pines@aol.comh8spam (Palms2pines)Date: 5/20/04 11:26 AM Pacific Daylight TimeMessage-id: <20040520142604.17474.00001650@mb-m13.aol.com>You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.MarleyWhat a cozy group we have here!P2P

What'd you expect? ;-)


Kathy

On 20 May 2004 03:15:40 GMT, adoptadad@aol.com (AdoptaDad) wrote:
I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scare thecrap out of me.Dad(back on dry land)

My other half sent me an email from work this morning, which is rather
appropriate here...

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room
and sees that it is in perfect order; spotless and clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. You
broke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $2000.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless!

On 20 May 2004 03:15:40 GMT, adoptadad@aol.com (AdoptaDad) wrote:
I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scare thecrap out of me.Dad(back on dry land)

My other half sent me an email from work this morning, which is rather
appropriate here...

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room
and sees that it is in perfect order; spotless and clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. You
broke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $2000.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - priceless!

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: palms2pines@aol.comh8spam (Palms2pines)Date: 5/20/2004 2:26 PM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <20040520142604.17474.00001650@mb-m13.aol.com>You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.MarleyWhat a cozy group we have here!


It was the best offer I had all week.

Dad

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: palms2pines@aol.comh8spam (Palms2pines)Date: 5/20/2004 2:26 PM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <20040520142604.17474.00001650@mb-m13.aol.com>You won't be there tomorrow will you, Dad. I'll be in Newark and I'd loveto pop over for a little afternoon delight.MarleyWhat a cozy group we have here!


It was the best offer I had all week.

Dad

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: Julia jurol@nospam.hotmail.comDate: 5/20/2004 8:09 PM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <c3iqa0169ihk4vnfpdc7dlpnce5jvn6ikp@4ax.com>On 20 May 2004 03:15:40 GMT, adoptadad@aol.com (AdoptaDad) wrote: I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scarethecrap out of me.Dad(back on dry land)My other half sent me an email from work this morning, which is ratherappropriate here...Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to openhis eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and aglass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothingin front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the roomand sees that it is in perfect order; spotless and clean. So is therest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on thetable: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.Love you."So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. Youbroke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door."Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when shetried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'mmarried!" A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $2000.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - priceless!


An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I
don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a
wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the
boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off
the young woman, said quietly to the boy.."Son. Go get your mother."

>Subject: Re: Legally Enforceable Open Adoption?From: Julia jurol@nospam.hotmail.comDate: 5/20/2004 8:09 PM Eastern Standard TimeMessage-id: <c3iqa0169ihk4vnfpdc7dlpnce5jvn6ikp@4ax.com>On 20 May 2004 03:15:40 GMT, adoptadad@aol.com (AdoptaDad) wrote: I'm all talk and no walk. I've been married so long, single women scarethecrap out of me.Dad(back on dry land)My other half sent me an email from work this morning, which is ratherappropriate here...Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to openhis eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and aglass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothingin front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the roomand sees that it is in perfect order; spotless and clean. So is therest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on thetable: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.Love you."So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and delirious. Youbroke some furniture, puked in the hallway and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door."Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?"His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when shetried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'mmarried!" A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $2000.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - priceless!


An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I
don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a
wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the
boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off
the young woman, said quietly to the boy.."Son. Go get your mother."